Sex & the Single Woman: Denied

Yesterday I shared hopes of shedding my cast and awkward boot forever. Alas, my wish was in vain — I got upgraded to an even bigger, bulkier boot. Awesome.

I mentioned that the clunky boot doesn’t exactly add any sex appeal to my life, and that sometimes this makes me insecure. With this new and improved boot, there is no chance of this going away.

The solution?

What choice do I have other than to embrace the boot in all of its awkward glory? I have decided that, to the best of my ability, I will rock this boot. I’m stuck with it for five weeks, I might at well make the most of it.