Sex & the Single Woman: Tales from the eHarmony Diaries

Woman on PhoneDear Diary,

Last night I received a phone call from “Marc, Salem.”  Stat: 38, Teacher

We spoke awkwardly for about 5 minutes; me telling him about my job, he sounding like he just smoked a bowl of Kentucky bluegrass. Finally, he says, “well, I have a question…”

I think this might be the point in the conversation when he shares some insight or asks something relevant. He simply says,

“uh, what’s your favorite word?”

Dear Diary, What f—ing planet am I on?!?!?!!?

Next…!

-Melanie

Anyone else have a similar online dating story? If so, please share it in the comments box below.