Sex & the Single Woman: Tales from the eHarmony Diaries
Last night I received a phone call from “Marc, Salem.” Stat: 38, Teacher
We spoke awkwardly for about 5 minutes; me telling him about my job, he sounding like he just smoked a bowl of Kentucky bluegrass. Finally, he says, “well, I have a question…”
I think this might be the point in the conversation when he shares some insight or asks something relevant. He simply says,
“uh, what’s your favorite word?”
Dear Diary, What f—ing planet am I on?!?!?!!?
Next…!
-Melanie
Anyone else have a similar online dating story? If so, please share it in the comments box below.






Dear Diary, anyone who has to use eharmony to line up dates shouldn’t try to sound like a diva on a blog.
Thankfully no. Online dating can be a great thing, but there are also some sketchy guys out there.
Hey, lots of people date online! It’s okay to be picky!