SMW’s Snarky 7: Things You’d Say to Your Boss if You Didn’t Need Your Job

1. “You have bad breath.”

2. “You’re a lunatic, and need serious meds.”

3. “Take the hint: Everyone in the office hates you.”

4. “We all know you take the credit for what we do.”

5.  “You dress like a slut, and we all know you’re having an affair with a client.”

6. “The clients are onto you, too.”

7. “If you put your hand on me one more time, I’ll break every finger on it.”

 —SMW Staff