Harry Potter: Sex and the Single Wizard
By Josie Brown
In a recent survey by Wet, manufacturer of the world’s best-selling line of intimacy products, nearly half of respondents (49%) said they would be turned on if they found out that the person they’re dating is a big Harry Potter nerd.
No surprise here: the remaining respondents would be either confused (35%) or horrified (16%).
Additional results include:
- Which of the series’ characters has the best porn name? Turns out that 45% of respondents think that “Moaning Myrtle” wins hands down (as opposed to around), even besting Oliver Wood, Luna Lovegood and Susan Bones
- Want to look for love, in all the right places in the books? Half (48%) of respondents think “The Shrieking Shack” sounds like the best boite for a boink, beating out other locales such as the Knight Bus, the Three Broomsticks and the Leaky Caldroun.
- And as for the books’ sexiest couples, the voting went this way:
- 40% chose Harry and Ginny
- 31% chose Ron and Hermoine
- 18% chose Hagrid and Madam Maxime
- 11% chose Bill Weasley and Fleur
Forget the Twilight folk and their fangs. Apparently lightning bolt scars are sexy, too.
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