Harry Potter: Sex and the Single Wizard

By Josie Brown

Harry Potter girlfriendIf you’re just wild about Harry Potter, that is–then the freaky geek confab, ComicCon, may be a great place to pick up men.

In a recent survey by Wet, manufacturer of the world’s best-selling line of intimacy productsnearly half of respondents (49%) said they would be turned on if they found out that the person they’re dating is a big Harry Potter nerd.

No surprise here:  the remaining respondents would be either confused (35%) or horrified (16%).

Additional results include:

  • Which of the series’ characters has the best porn name? Turns out that 45% of respondents think that “Moaning Myrtle” wins hands down (as opposed to around), even besting Oliver Wood, Luna Lovegood and Susan Bones
  • Want to look for love, in all the right places in the books? Half (48%) of respondents think “The Shrieking Shack” sounds like the best boite for a boink, beating out other locales such as the Knight Bus, the Three Broomsticks and the Leaky Caldroun.
  • And as for the books’ sexiest couples, the voting went this way:
  • 40% chose Harry and Ginny
  • 31% chose Ron and Hermoine
  • 18% chose Hagrid and Madam Maxime
  • 11% chose Bill Weasley and Fleur

Forget the Twilight folk and their fangs. Apparently lightning bolt scars are sexy, too.

Harry Potter: Sex and the Single Wizard resources:
Harry Potter’s official website


Josie Brown is SingleMindedWomen.com’s Relationships Channel Editor. Her novel,  Secret Lives of Husbands and Wives, will soon be a dramatic TV series on ABC, produced by Jerry Bruckheimer.

Other novels include The Baby Planner, True Hollywood Lies, and Impossibly Tongue-Tied.

Her latest novel is The Housewife Assassin’s Handbook. You can read an excerpt here…

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